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Thu, Sep 29, 2016
Read time: 4 min.
It has recently come to my attention that my wife is eight months pregnant. The
astute reader will no doubt discern that, yes, this means that my wife and I
used to have sex. At any rate, I have decided that our current circumstances
present the perfect opportunity to do what any responsible adult a...
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Thu, Sep 22, 2016
Read time: 8 min.
I was recently invited to attend the Celebrate the Life Ahead gala, a fundraiser
for refugee resettlement that included a silent auction component. Naturally, I
opted to participate in the same manner that I do all of my socialization: at
home, from behind my computer.
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Mon, Dec 28, 2015
Read time: 1 min.
For a limited time only, you can enter to win a signed copy of the Taste of
Cashews, by Will Hartzell-Baird!
…just to clarify, I’m Will Hartzell-Baird. You can enter to win a copy of the
book, signed by me.
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Thu, Dec 24, 2015
Read time: 6 min.
For the entire month of December, my wife has left the Hallmark channel on in
the background, playing a never-ending stream of movies with names like “A
Prince for Christmas,” or “A Wedding for Christmas,” roughly half of which star
a woman who finds love while simultaneously struggling to further h...
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Thu, Nov 19, 2015
Read time: 3 min.
One of the interesting things about the OnePlus One is that it’s the first smart
phone to come loaded with CyanogenMod. I’ve only had mine for a short time, and
have recently had the pleasure of updating it to CM12S YNG1TAS17L, so I thought
I’d offer a little guide for anyone in the same boat.
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Mon, Oct 12, 2015
Read time: 1 min.
I turned thirty this year. I didn’t mention this at the time, because there was
really no departure from my usual tradition: confuse the Dairy Queen folks by
requesting a specially made ice cream cake without any ice cream, listen to my
family complain about how I’m hard to shop for, and then stare ...
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Fri, Jun 05, 2015
Read time: 1 min.
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In a world where authors actually get around to writing books…
After years of waiting, it has finally been revealed…
A spiritual successor to Death Mill Mansion: A Lighthearted Comedy, in the sense
that it has nothin...
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Thu, Aug 28, 2014
Read time: 1 min.
For some time, I’ve been using a Fitbit One, which is a fancy pedometer that
tracks my steps and sleep, and then syncs over the wifi to store my data in the
cloud. In response, Fitbit will send me an email if I get close to my daily goal
of 10,000 steps, which they evidently selected on the basis th...
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Mon, Jan 13, 2014
Read time: 1 min.
They say that owning a cat can make you live longer.
And in light of the number of cats we have, my wife and I are going to live a
long, long time. Our most recent addition goes by the name of Boy Cat.
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Wed, Nov 27, 2013
Read time: 1 min.
Even MORE good news! I’m officially completing a hat trick of self-promotion
blogs by announcing that now you can follow me on Facebook!
That’s right - now you can get live status updates on what I’ve had for dinner
and how hilarious the latest episode of the Daily Show was!
Sign up today! Or like...
