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  • Repurposed

    by Will Hartzell-Baird
    Tue, Jul 28, 2009
    Read time: 1 min.
    My truly dedicated fans may have noticed that, for whatever reason, I have a tendency to post a blog entry every weekend. This is by no means intentional, since I have no formal schedule for my blog postings. However, this weekend I was tragically incapacitated when the space that once housed one o...

  • The Free Credits

    by Will Hartzell-Baird
    Mon, Jul 13, 2009
    Read time: 1 min.
    Do you suppose that the “Free Credit Report” guy really plays the guitar? And that maybe he and the other guys in their fake band actually have a real band, one that goes on tour and makes cute comments about their appearances on commercials? And maybe they even run out on stage wearing pirate hats ...

  • Important Announcement

    by Will Hartzell-Baird
    Thu, Jul 09, 2009
    Read time: 1 min.
    It has occurred to me that, with the addition of my most recent blog entry, the amount of cat-related content on my website has reached dangerously high levels. After careful calculation, I have determined that even one more cat picture would officially turn my website into a cat blog.

  • Slackers

    by Will Hartzell-Baird
    Fri, Jul 03, 2009
    Read time: 1 min.
    It has come to my attention that I have completely failed to post any content this week. In an effort to mollify my enraged readers, I have included a picture of Buddy and Justice in this post. Everyone loves cat pictures, right?

  • Death Mill Mansion Preview

    by Will Hartzell-Baird
    Fri, Jun 26, 2009
    Read time: 1 min.
    A free preview of “Death Mill Mansion: A Lighthearted Comedy” is now available in pdf format here. I can’t make any guarantees, but I strongly suspect that reading it will make you healthier, happier, and more intelligent.

  • On Roses and Ketchup

    by Will Hartzell-Baird
    Wed, Jun 17, 2009
    Read time: 1 min.
    It has been posited that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. This is incorrect, for much the same reason that people rejected green ketchup.

  • Blogger's Block

    by Will Hartzell-Baird
    Tue, May 26, 2009
    Read time: 2 min.
    I have been accused of being derelict in my blogging duties. Never one to shirk my obligations, I promptly began work on writing a new entry. This, of course, immediately brought on a severe case of blogger’s block. I dedicated the following weeks to desperately searching for anything to write abou...
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