It has occurred to me that, with the addition of my most recent blog entry, the amount of cat-related content on my website has reached dangerously high levels. After careful calculation, I have determined that even one more cat picture would officially turn my website into a cat blog. Needless to say, this would be undesirable. As the owner of a cat blog, I would be legally required to obtain at least four more cats, constantly wear lime green sweaters with kittens stitched into them, and carry around photo albums with pictures of my various felines inside.
As such, I will proceed with caution when drafting further blog entries.