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Sun, Sep 26, 2010
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I’d like to announce that, in case you happened to notice the series of
embarrassing errors that plagued my website in the past few weeks, it was in
fact the result of a series of renovations to my website, culminating in the
implementation of my brand new theme.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “...
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Wed, Aug 25, 2010
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Good news, everyone!
My book, Death Mill Mansion: A Lighthearted Comedy is now available on Kindle.
That being said, I should point out that the book makes extensive use of
footnotes, so if you don’t like the way Kindle handles footnotes, then you
should probably buy a printed copy.
In fact, just...
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Tue, Aug 03, 2010
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I have written a guest blog over at Stop, Drop, and Read.
Additionally, today is my twenty-fifth birthday. That is all.
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Sun, Jun 20, 2010
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After wasting two hours on yet another worthless movie, I’ve decided to make the
world a slightly better place by warning others about the top five worst movies
ever. Or, if you prefer, the bottom five best movies ever.
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Mon, May 24, 2010
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I highly recommend that you read Stop, Drop and Read’s recent author interview.
It may change your life.
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Sat, May 01, 2010
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Modern marketing has reached a point of such insincerity that, if you purchased
a product called “Cheap Crap,” it would probably be a diamond-encrusted bar of
gold.
Of course, since it would be made in China, it would also kill your pets and
leak lead into your children’s food.
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Sat, Apr 03, 2010
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My girlfriend spent over half an hour in an MRI machine yesterday. I found this
shocking, as I was previously unaware that you could spend more than five
minutes at a time in an MRI before you hemorrhage a river of blood so deep that
your team of unusually attractive doctors and their megalomaniacal...
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Sat, Mar 13, 2010
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In case you’ve been wondering where I’ve been, I decided to enlist some help in
drafting my next blog entry. Unfortunately, I made the mistake of recruiting an
infinite number of positively massed monkeys, and so I spent the last 2 months
in the resulting time dilation field.
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Tue, Jan 05, 2010
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I sat down and tried out my new Wacom today. Inexplicably, this is what
happened.
You might be wondering why this particular piece of work is so gory compared to
my usual artwork, for instance, the penguin.
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Fri, Jan 01, 2010
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It occurred to me that I’ve never had a real New Year’s resolution, so I decided
to come up with some now. After some thought, I realized that resolutions always
seem to fit into three categories:
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