I write books. Sometimes.
  • Books by Will Hartzell-Baird

  • Death Mill Mansion: A Lighthearted Comedy

    Robbie had seen horror movies before, but he'd never stopped to think about why vampires and werewolves don't get along, where robots would find spare parts after the revolution, or who cleans the floors in a haunted house.

  • The Taste of Cashews

    Wesley Harden was an ordinary history teacher, until he was accused of leading a rebellion that doesn't exist and stealing a weapon that no one understands. Now, if he wants to survive, he'll have to outrun a devious bounty hunter, a tyrannical Empire, and a local dictator who, on the whole, would rather have been an accountant.